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Theatre Utopia And Croydonites Festival Of New Theatre Presents Zella Compton / How To Be A Girl!

Darkly comic, ensemble theatre at its finest. This startling, unstoppable comedy will leave you feeling raw. How to be a Girl! looks at the pressures which young women face from the media on a daily basis. Presented as a magazine, with a sneak peak between the covers of How to be a Boy!, this show also tells the story of Lily, and of the consequences of too much pressure.

Described as brilliant, terrifying, thought provoking and brutal, How to be a Girl provides “A large slice of satire, washed down with a good dose of humour.” FringeReview Recommended show.

"Don't miss this show! Help your teenageer deconstruct the rubbish thrown at them on a daily basis" Jessica Woodfall, No More Page 3

Brought to you by the director / playwright team Helen Jones and Zella Compton. Jones / Compton have worked together on many productions including Genghis, Five Beaches, and School of the Dead. This is the London premiere of How to be a Girl!

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